being hungover is like winning the lottery

seven of nine just date-raped some dude

2007-09-20T00:45:46Z

i just got home and i've already started drinking.
when i joined the facebook group "i blame target for my alcoholism" I DID NOT THINK IT WAS GOING TO BE TRUE.

butitwontbeme @ 2007-08-15T19:32:00

2007-08-16T02:33:59Z

i'm selling my old phone. if you're not going to buy it (GIVE ME MONEY!) you can check out those sexy pictures of it i took.

butitwontbeme @ 2007-07-08T18:48:00

2007-07-09T01:48:17Z

the basketball diaries--
maybe it's because i've watched SOOO MANY movies about naive young men who get tangled up in drugs and prostitution, but it kind of bored the shit out of me, which was surprising given how much i generally enjoy movies about naive young men who get tangled up in drugs and prostitution. or maybe i found it boring because said prostitution was only ever really hinted at, like this nudge nudge wink wink thing that annoyed me, because i like my depressing junk movies as graphic as possible. this movie was all over the place, it was like, "hey look we're rebellious teens, oh no my bff died, now i'm doing drugs and stuff and this guy rescues me except he doesn't and then i go to jail the end!" it was like a series of only tentatively related anecdotes about his youth and then ALL OF A SUDDEN DRUGS EVERYWHERE.

anyway, having seen ten million of said naive young men blah blah blah movies, this one followed a formula that the other ten kajillion have as well. i understand that it's an autobiography, but it's the same story we've heard, with the same ending. it's a great ending in real life, good for that guy. i'm sure the book is much better, actually (though some of the lines leo was saying in the movie made me puke, they were so cliched, but the author was like seventeen when he wrote it) and i might pick it up at the library. it just made a pretty boring movie.

i think what i liked about mysterious skin was that it was also an autobiography (...was it? i might be thinking of a different book/movie) but it was done in a way that made it interesting--it had two protagonists, for a start, and unless someone spoiled it for you it was VERY hard to predict the truth about brian up until the mutilated cow scene, when it kind of dawned on you... or it did for me, anyway, lmao. so after watching THAT i hold every one of these movies up to that standard and they all fall kinda flat.

all my dudes get down, let me see you boogie

2007-07-07T07:08:46Z

so that was fun. it's fucking hard to dance with emo hair, i tell you, which is likely why emo kids don't dance (that, and ennui). it's even harder to dance with your tits strapped down while actively trying to KEEP them that way. i was told by several people that they'd "hit that", though, so.
next week we're apparently going to rocky horror, and i've been elected frank-n-furter, being a transvestite dressed as a transvestite. that's just confusing.

butitwontbeme @ 2007-07-03T00:08:00

2007-07-03T07:11:40Z

i passed.
as i was picking up dinner, this guy was talking to his girlfriend behind the counter and kind of ignoring me, and when they finally noticed me he referred to me as "this guy" and said "sorry, man" and touched my shoulder. he thought i was a boy. so, i passed.
i should pick a new name. one that's masculine instead of unisex. either riley is a way more obscure name than i thought or everyone in the world only knows girl rileys.
for some reason, i'm really stuck on "rex". i don't think i can convince people that's my actual middle name though.

the math tests i thought i bombed, i actually did pretty well on, compared to everyone else. i got a 73 on one, when i thought i completely flunked it. i got a 55 on the other, and the class average was a 54. HOORAY, I'M BARELY MEDIOCRE.
i need to start studying/doing my homework though, i actually understand everything he talked about in class, i got all the questions right. either he's a good teacher, or i just remember this stuff from the two times i took this class in high school.

dr. z: *reading attendance* he's not here? did he drop? he was here all week though.
student: he's invisible.
dr. z: no, he's i... we are going to have to square him to get rid of him.

i'm gonna get my septum pierced, i've decided.

a post that is not whining about my job

2007-06-28T07:13:23Z

so a few days ago i bought some jeans, and the girl working there left the sensors with the little ink things in them still attached. no big, i had to go back to exchange them for another size anyway, and the other girl who did the exchange removed the sensors.
i had to exchange them again because i decided they really were too loose in the waist (buying new pants is such a nerve wracking experience, you're never sure how much those fuckers are gonna shrink up or if what feels comfortable for the two seconds you're trying them on in turns out to be DEATH later on), and when i went, the dumb bitch left the sensor on again. i accidentally snapped said sensor off before i realized what it was and got ink all over myself. i don't think it's on the pants, i'm just annoyed, isn't that like, the first thing you check before you hand a customer their merchandise? accidents happen, yeah, and i forget stuff all the time but this is the second time from the same girl making the same mistake. ugh, annoying.

that minor annoyance aside:
1) i am so freaking hot. goddamn.
2) the pants i DID get and keep are freaking adorable and super comfy. they are guys' skinny jeans. this may be why.
3) retail therapy wins.
4) there are not enough hours in a day, dudes and dudettes. so looking forward to friday plz, it's my day off.

out of context theatre

2007-06-20T04:43:15Z

butitwontbeme: um
butitwontbeme: little girls
butitwontbeme: little girls
butitwontbeme: little girls in japan
butitwontbeme: i'm not a pedooooooooooooo
shinything: hahahahhahahahahhahahhaaaaaa
butitwontbeme: that's my song
butitwontbeme: ok
shinything: you are gonna lj that RITE NAU
butitwontbeme: well if you insist

butitwontbeme: they will be fwends
shinything are you sure, I do not know if they will get along
butitwontbeme: well i am pooty shore
shinything they may fight for alpha male status
butitwontbeme: no
butitwontbeme: they will just have the gaying
butitwontbeme: because it's what boys do
butitwontbeme: is gaying
shinything right

epic win. fatality.

2007-06-12T20:36:01Z

GOOD LORD, someone on /b/ stole a skull from the catacombs of paris, fucked it, and posted pictures.
we are anonymous... we are legion.

butitwontbeme @ 2007-06-07T23:31:00

2007-06-08T06:31:57Z